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My fellow Americans, can you guess who I am I’m the leader of the free world and they call me president I’ve been so “misunderestimated” by my closest friends And often castigated by enemies around the globe And maybe in Boston and San-Francisco as well
Though I can’t spell it, I’m gonna spread freedom around the world Though I can’t pronounce it, I’m gonna rid the planet… Of “nukelar” weapons that only I and a few friends can have I’ll be tough on easy prey like Iraq and Libya But won’t mess with Pakistan and North Korea Ask me anything, I’ll give you the following answers That no liberal can deny and survive: September 11th and terrorism, that’ll stump everyone Security and freedom seems to work every time Healthcare and education never elected anyone I’m a man with a plan, can you guess who I am? I don’t know where I’d be without Oussama and Saddam They gave me an identity, they gave me a purpose The one did attack and the other got to pay I sure showed them all what it meant to be free Who cares about the left when you have the N.R.A? I got my bible belt on tight and it’s holding my base I got the religious right and the morally wrong I don’t need the red states, I got Saudi Arabia And whatever daddy started, I’ll be sure to finish (this time) My fellow Americans…You are free to agree with me: (Say) No to abortion, no to masturbation No gays in the military, that’s stuff is unsanitary No more constitution, hello patriot act No to public radio, no dissent in stereo No to Kennedy, no to Michael Moore We can’t allow that kind of stuff anymore
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