My fellow Americans, can you guess who I
am
I’m the leader of the free world and
they call me president
I’ve been so “misunderestimated” by my
closest friends
And often castigated by enemies around
the globe
And maybe in Boston and San-Francisco as
well
Though I can’t spell it, I’m gonna
spread freedom around the world
Though I can’t pronounce it, I’m gonna
rid the planet…
Of “nukelar” weapons that only I and a
few friends can have
I’ll be tough on easy prey like Iraq and
Libya
But won’t mess with Pakistan and North
Korea
Ask me anything, I’ll give you the
following answers
That no liberal can deny and survive:
September 11th and
terrorism, that’ll stump everyone
Security and freedom seems to work
every time
Healthcare and education never elected
anyone
I’m a man with a plan, can you guess who
I am?
I don’t know where I’d be without
Oussama and Saddam
They gave me an identity, they gave me a
purpose
The one did attack and the other got to
pay
I sure showed them all what it meant to
be free
Who cares about the left when you have
the N.R.A?
I got my bible belt on tight and it’s
holding my base
I got the religious right and the
morally wrong
I don’t need the red states, I got Saudi
Arabia
And whatever daddy started, I’ll be sure
to finish (this time)
My fellow Americans…You are free to
agree with me:
(Say) No to abortion, no to masturbation
No gays in the military, that’s stuff is
unsanitary
No more constitution, hello patriot act
No to public radio, no dissent in stereo
No to Kennedy, no to Michael Moore
We can’t allow that kind of stuff
anymore
Written by Karim Kadiri 6/11/04
